breezy sucks xoxo

(some a lot of stuff is NSFW )

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

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whoisright:

Son of the moon 

“Tells the story of a gyspy woman who desperately wanted to marry a gypsy king so she prayed to the moon to get him, the moon said fine, youll get your man, but in return i want your first born child, for the moon wanted a child but she could not find a man who could make a woman out of her. So the gypsy married the gypsy king and then gave birth to an white skined, albino boy. the gyspy king feeling betrayed, since such a paple kid could not be his, murdered the gypsy woman and then took the baby to a mount and left it there to die.

When the moon is full it means the kid is happy, but if he cries the moon wanes to make him a cradle”

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badw0lfbay:

1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand

i have special eyes

look

look with your special eyes

MY BRAND

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porkot:

thats a lot of times i couldnt stop laughing

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